LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK
2010/2011 me apparently did not care if the plot made any sense at all.
Just found a shit tone of doujinshi on my computer. Time to see what 2011 me was thinking.
Why the fuck is everyone hating on the Fault in Our Stars all of a sudden?
“Augustus is so pretentious!” No duh! Maybe if you read the book, you’ll see that that’s how the kid was written.
And the whole cigarette thing. If the kid who has faced death, and lost a leg for it, wants to make a metaphor about having a little bit of control over what’s gonna kill him, by golly let the kid make a fucking metaphor!
If you’re gonna hate on it, read the book first. So then at least you’ll know what you’re talking about.
I’ve been on tumblr for so long that Starstrukk by 3OH!3 came on my Pandora and I was genuinely confused when they started whistling.
I always forget how useless it is to try and tell my mom about something that genuinely interests me. Because she doesn’t fucking care. And then gets mad at me, when I realize this.
OK, so I was helping my mom during her Sunday school class today, and we were making Resurrection rolls which is basically a crescent roll, with a marshmallow dipped in cinnamon and sugar on the inside.
So my mom was doing the lesson on how the marshmallow was supposed to represent Jesus and all this other stuff. So the kids finished making them and I put them in the oven. For some reason it just clicked in my head, and I looked at my mom and so the kids couldn’t hear me was just like
“Hey mom. Jesus is getting baked. Blaze it and Praise it”. And she almost died right there.
In all reality I’m probably gonna end up as one of those kids with 800 pins on their bag.
My dad was sitting on the floor fixing something, and all of a sudden he just goes “But 12 was the best!”
“Dad, what are you talking about.”
“The Ladybug Picnic!”
Gotta love him.
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